Proof that there is a god!
While talks of Garfield 2 were enough to make me believe that either God does not exist, God hates film, or God hates people, seeing this today began to restore my faith that he does have some taste.
Yes, this is celebrating me caving and buying King Arthur on DVD today.
ps.
QED
posted by Dave @ 10:42 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Okay Dave, man, you really need to lay of the crack, seriously, I'm starting to worry about you. King Arthur, good, what, wasting money on crap, why not Taco Bell?
King Arthur? What is wrong with you Dave? If you really need a film that prominently features Keira Knightley, I suggest these titles:
Bend It Like Beckham
Pirates of the Carribean
Love Actually
These three are far better than King Arthur. That film isn't even funny, it's friggin' boring. Though it does contain the classic Keira Knightley line, "Don't worry, I won't let them hurt you."
I already Own Bend it Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Love, Actually. King Arthur was missing from my collection, along with The Hole (which hasn't been released in the U.S. yet), Princess of Thieves (which I might need to buy from Ebay if I want to buy it), and The Jacket (which is currently $24 for the no features edition).
I never said it was a good movie, I just stated that I bought it, and I stick by my purchase!
Do you own Star Wars Episode I on DVD. Because Keira Knightley plays Padme's decoy.
I'm going to make a documentary entitled "Dave Faber's Keira Knightley Adventure." In which you go to England to seek out Keira Knightley. It will end with you meeting Natalie Portman and being like, "You're not Keira Knightley!"
I don't own Episode I yet but I plan on eventually getting it.
Also I watched King Arthur last night and it's way better than I remember it being. I feel my $21 has been well spent.
While I do think King Arthur sucked, I also think watching it with Faber would make one awesome movie experience. Plus, I agree with him on Kiera's hotness and I will aid him and the documentary in any way that I can.
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