MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND)

While reading Mr. Majewski's about the Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge, I realized that I should make sure everyone is informed about two of possibly the greatest web comics ever created. The first comic has been around for a long, long time now and is absolutely brilliant. There have been many attempts to copy the absurdity and style of the comic, however, there is only one. And that comic is...Pokey The Penguin! The comic is based around Pokey and his friends getting into all sorts of misadventures while hanging out at the Arctic Circle. Here are a few to wet your appetite:
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index30.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index62.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index73.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index109.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index155.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index175.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index186.html
http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index288.html
My personal favorite: http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index354.html

http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/

Next up is a comic definitely not for everyone, it is Jerk City. Most jokes revolve around boners, being gay, fellatio, or occasional computer nerd humor. Basically, it's right up my alley. I set my homepage to it because there's nothing better than starting a day with T Deuce, Spigot, Pants and crew. Just give it a try, it's updated daily:
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2440.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2446.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2443.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2444.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2439.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2437.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2436.html
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2434.html

http://www.jerkcity.com

Most people I show these two don't find them funny and simply reply "That was stupid and a waste of time." To make up for that, I suggest you check out this flash animation: http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf